Sharing the Hope of Strategic Acquisition
At Moments of Nope, we believe every gym, pool, coffee shop, community center, and beloved local landmark may be one carefully worded announcement away from becoming a campus.
Vision presentations Sundays at 9:00 and 11:00. Property closings whenever possible.
Who We Are
We are affectionately called “Nopesters.”
We realize Charlotte is filled with meaningful community spaces, thriving local institutions, and buildings people genuinely love. We also realize many of them have excellent parking.
At Moments of Nope, we help properties discover a higher calling through strategic acquisition, inspirational renderings, and a naming process that adds the word “Hope” to almost anything.
The team prayerfully identifies an underutilized soccer complex.
Every revival begins with adequate surface parking.
A unanimous decision following several minutes of discernment.
Community attachment indicates strong campus potential.
The 2035 Nope Vision
Our long-term vision is to ensure that no Charlotte resident is ever more than seven minutes from a building that used to serve a completely different purpose.
Pools, gyms, fields, childcare, and enough parking to confirm the calling.
Strong family demographics. Compelling square footage.
Outdoor baptisms remain under insurance review.
The Fury 325 may become an illustrated sermon series.
Already has communal tables and artisanal bread.
Concourse B offers unparalleled sending capacity.
Additional revelations may be announced without community input.
Making All Things Newly Branded
Our team specializes in identifying the spiritual potential hidden inside familiar recreational amenities.
Formerly known as a basketball court.
Designed for recreation, relationship building, and sermons containing at least three sports metaphors.
Formerly known as a swimming pool.
Open swim is available between scheduled redemptive immersions.
Formerly known as childcare.
Providing safe, nurturing environments while parents attend a 90-minute vision presentation.
Formerly known as a sauna.
A contemplative environment maintained at a spiritually significant 185 degrees.
Formerly known as the smoothie bar.
Now serving patience, kindness, and acai bowls for $13.50.
Formerly known as pickleball.
The fastest-growing recreational ministry for adults who have recently discovered knee braces.
Formerly known as parking.
Our largest and most consistently funded ministry.
Formerly known as the second-floor group exercise studio.
Elevator access available.
Live Discernment Technology
Our proprietary system evaluates whether a local building may be experiencing an unexpected call to ministry.
Illustrated Charlotte Discernment Grid
No paid map API. No public comment period. Consider the efficiencies.
Acquisition Calculator
Our discernment engine reviews the known marks of a future campus: parking, affection, amenities, and naming potential.
Meet the Expansion Team
Brent Visionary
Lead Vision Pastor
Brent has spent more than 20 years helping organizations distinguish between a calling and an unusually favorable price per square foot.
“I don’t see buildings. I see campuses with outdated signage.”
Kelly Renderings
Executive Director of Things That Don’t Exist Yet
Kelly oversees architectural concepts, capital-campaign imagery, and the strategic placement of lens flare.
“Once people see the rendering, the decision has emotionally already happened.”
Todd Lots
Pastor of Parking and Adjacent Parcels
Todd believes every spiritual movement begins with clear traffic flow and at least two points of ingress.
“We prayed for confirmation. Then the traffic study came back.”
Ashley Alignment
Director of Community Listening Presentations
Ashley leads structured opportunities for residents to feel heard before previously finalized decisions are announced.
“Our listening sessions are very important to us. That’s why we schedule them after closing.”
Latest Media
Strategic Acquisitions
We have always admired how much unused capacity it has on Sundays.
Kingdom Scale
Executive Pastor of Bulk Blessings says the ministry is exploring communion in convenient 48-count packages.
Vision Update
Early plans involving rafting through the baptism area have generated several follow-up questions from the insurer.
This presentation contains renderings of facilities not currently owned by Moments of Nope.
This Week’s Vision Presentation
July 19
A practical message about faith, square footage, and recognizing opportunity even when the current occupants do not.
Because they are already proven community assets. We are simply eliminating the uncertainty of whether they will remain that way.
No merchandise is actually for sale. Please do not send money.
Property ownership not required.
Pairs well with zoning anxiety.
Soft cotton. Complicated feelings.
Every property eventually becomes a campus.
Help Us Expand
Know a place with generous parking, strong community participation, and no apparent desire to become a church campus? We would love to prayerfully consider it.
Receive acquisition rumors, inspirational renderings, parking assessments, and important updates about places you thought would remain the same.